Our new country

I've been talking about this all day and somebody on Craigslist posted a picture of it. So I guess other people have the same idea I have. Let's do a little bit of shuffling. Think about it, we'll have all of the economic and intellectual capital. They'll have a much bigger army so we'll need to do something to defend ourselves. And of course we won't be able to feed ourselves, but I'm sure we could make some great deals with Asia for that. I was actually thinking that we should go ahead and take Alaska and the rest of the East Coast too. We'll still have a majority but we'll also be able to blockade Jesusland in the Gulf of Mexico if they tried to invade us. But for now Canada isn't letting us in.