Scammers Are Retarded

These scammers are now using IM. I assumed this was a Nigerian Scam from the start even though he never mentioned it, but he kept on talking about an email on my yahoo account that I couldn't find. I decided to play along:

Monday, September 12, 2005 7:24

7:24 barr_cole82
hello
Buzz!!
Buzz!!

7:26 guido_bartolucci
hello
who are you?

7:27 barr_cole82
hello
am barr albert cole from london
Buzz!!

7:27 guido_bartolucci
do I know you?

7:28 barr_cole82
i sent u a mail from my chambers
seeking for ur assitance
Buzz!!
yes do u see my mail

7:29 guido_bartolucci
Is there a lot of money that needs to be transfered from Nigeria?
Into my bank account?
All I need to do is put up as much money as possible?
I would really like that money, what do I need to do?
Buzz!!
hello

7:31 barr_cole82
yes
is it sent bye who

7:32 guido_bartolucci
what?

7:32 barr_cole82
by who
is it mariam abacha
transfar

7:32 guido_bartolucci
oh yeah, that one
where do I need to send my money?
I have 10,452 USD ready to transfer

7:33 barr_cole82
ok
to barclay bank in london

7:34 guido bartolucci
what's the routing number and account number?

7:35 barr_cole82
i will like to talk to my client

7:35 guido_bartolucci
Just as I will need to talk with my wife
But I really want the money now
How can we make this happen faster
what do I need to do to help you make this happen faster
This is a legal gray area right? Man I love this kind of stuff

7:37 barr_cole82
u will give me ur full name,fax number,phone number,age,occupation

7:39 guido_bartolucci
I want to give you that information but I will first need some information from you, can you please provide the same information to me. We need to establish some trust between us.

7:40 barr_cole82
send ur then i will send mine
ok
Buzz!!

7:43 guido_bartolucci
Can you wait a few minutes, I'm cooking dinner while I'm talking to you. I'll be back in a few minutes

7:45 barr_cole82
Buzz!!

8:04 barr_cole82
Buzz!!

8:11 guido_bartolucci
Ok, I have my food cooking now. My name and address are: Robert Jones, 845 106th Ave NE, 845 106th Ave NE Bellevue, WA 98004
I used to be a Software Engineer but now I'm semi retired

8:12 barr_cole82
fax numberand phone number

8:12 guido_bartolucci
I'm 52 years old
425-990-0404 is my phone number but I don't have fax machine
What about you?

8:14 barr_cole82
ok
am Barr .cole
from london
my client is mariam abacha
Buzz!!
Buzz!!
were re u
plz send all that information in my reply mail

8:31 barr_cole82
Buzz!!

8:39 barr_cole82
Buzz!!
REPLY THE MAIL TODAY OK
SEND IT TO MY MAIL BOX
OK BYE LORD BLESS U
AND UR FAMILY
OK

8:48 guido_bartolucci
ok
thnks

8:50 barr_cole82
SENT IT NOW
OK
I WILL CALL U LATER
OK
Buzz!!
Buzz!!

8:53 guido_bartolucci
Buzz!!

8:54 barr_cole82
HAVE U SEND IT

8:54 guido_bartolucci
I haven't got your mail yet

8:54 barr_cole82
THE REQUIREMENT
BUT ME AND MY CLIENT SENT A MAIL TO U

8:55 guido_bartolucci
Which of my email addresses did you send it to?

8:56 barr_cole82
YAHOO.COM
OR SHE SAID THAT U SHOULD SEND IT HERE
firstlady_mariam_52@yahoo.com
ok
send it there
now
robert
Buzz!!
Buzz!!
Buzz!!